Your Slaphappy Grandpappy

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.

Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 30, 2009

grandpas guitars

the term used by Tokie and Skwisgaar for acoustic instruments.

Grandpas guitars are for pussies, and grandpas and I think he knows it.

by not will hensley December 12, 2007

foxy grandpa style

When you go to sleep half-naked, no pants, just with a t-shirt on.

(1) It was hot as balls last night, so I slept foxy grandpa style.
(2) After I convinced her to sleep over, I pulled a foxy grandpa.
(3)
Ralph: Your girlfriend looks disgusting sleeping foxy grandpa style.
Skyman: Don't you mean foxy grandma?
Ralph: No, bitch looks like a man.

by mcweaksauce April 13, 2010

Ur grandpa asexual

Even worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and ur granny trannie combined. Every time someone says it 200 random non asexual grandpas die.

Joe "My grandpa died suddenly"
Bob"Did someone say 'ur grandpa asexual' again!?"

Joe "What have you done!?"
*Non-asexual grandpas death noises*

by The shitpope March 12, 2018

grandpa's eyebrows

Slang term for "all over the place".

"Man, I had the craziest weekend. It was totally grandpa's eyebrows."

"Did you see how that guy was driving? He was grandpa's eyebrows."

by Repent--Harlequin April 21, 2010

Ur grandpa is a transgenda

Worse than ur granny tranny, ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined times 9999

Roy: ur granny tranny

Tomer: Don’t make me do it
Roy: You won’t do it bitch
Tomer: ur grandpa is a transgenda

*Roy is taken by Satan and his heart explodes*

by UrGrandpa6969 March 13, 2018

Ur grandpap a trap

This is the most offensive and destructive thing you could ever say to another person, once spoken, the victim of this statement will instantly lose all of their credibility and pride. If you say this to someone, their families will be forced to abandon them, and they will self-destruct shortly after. Napoleon Bonaparte used to use this insult to brutally massacre his mortal foes.

Borthwick: Ur greasy
Gretchen: Oh yah well ur keg has smeg
Borthwick: Ur mum gey
Gretchen: No u
Borthwick: Ur grandpap a trap
Gretchen: *bursts into a fiery inferno and is shamed for all eternity*

by Meatloaf Salad March 18, 2018