guacamole mac

When you put Guacomole inside your pussy and then rub it around and then get a guy to lick it all out.

Dude I did some fucked up shit and i even did the guacamole mac.

by Thecunteaterfishbaum April 9, 2011

Guacamole Facial

When a vegetarian proceeds to expell excrement from their sphincter onto their partners face. The resultant faeces acquires a particular green aesthetic, hence the strict non-meat diet.

In extreme cases, some have a particular fetish for herbivores rather than humans i.e A horse

"Tonight ... I'm all yours"
"Are you prepared to have a guacamole facial?"

by Rhymeonocerous April 22, 2017

guacamole in my ass

Fuck you

Fuck off and put some guacamole in my ass you titty fucker

by Dan Bain May 16, 2018

Guacamole Nigga Penis

When your boy jamal takes your monster dong and smothers it in spicy guacamole.

Damn bro, jamal really covered up my whole dong last week, my massive schlong was burning the whole night. He gave me the whole guacamole nigga penis experience.

by Lmao guacamole is negro December 9, 2019

guacamole nigga cheese pepperoni pizza filante

Phrase used to communicate with *le nigga aliens*

i don't even know wtf I just wrote lmao *guacamole nigga cheese pepperoni pizza filante*

by salvo91able January 5, 2020

Guacamole Taco

when a person blows his or her nose into the female sexual organs

I gave her Guacamole Taco and she punched me in the face. She then went and cleaned all of the snot out of her vagina.

by Tater_Brown August 26, 2009

guacamole nigga penis

When you just tryna nigga guacamole penis randomly. Usually used without context. Not to be confused with nigga guadalupe penis

Bill: Hey man, I want to talk to you about something serious. I've been feeling unwanted in life and think I'd be better off dead.
Pichael: Guacamole nigga penis
Bill: what?
Pichael: i mean... guacamole nigga penis..

by X ‍ April 21, 2019