funchella

FUNCHELLA.

A concert gro-er who dresses up in the most hipster of fashions. Often seen in bright floral patterns, shats cut above the knee, and over-mainucured beard. Also (unseen to most eyes - - unless you're on the J/M/Z) clearly having just received a mani-pedi in OPI's Purple with A Purpose and toes Divine Swine.

May or may not be advocating for eight OH eight ALL day at COACHELLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA

k bye.

Jamsies: Hey Gina, what should I wear?

Gina: Think fun...like a festival go-er.

Jasmines: Oh, I know, Im going to go FUN - LIKE I'M GOING TO COACHELLA!

Gina: You mean you're going FUNCHELLA style?!

Jasmines: Yes!

DONE

by Flat-footed Unicritter May 23, 2017

finch brain

A person who has a brain that is the same size as a finch.

Katie is a finch brain, she thinks dolphins are fast on land

by KenzBoiDad October 10, 2020

finchlovesfloppa

the best tiktoker

do you follow finchlovesfloppa? you totally should!

by 😏😳😏😳😏😳 June 24, 2021

finchsticks

Someone who likes birds and Dwane the Rock Johnson. Also for some reason he always has the most random videos in his camera roll.

“I’m the number one Kou fan!! I love him so much.”

“WRONGED! The number one Kou fan is finchsticks.”

by featherwishess January 19, 2022

Aiden Fancher

Aiden is a baseball player that no one likes and has a small peen bc he’s on steroids

aiden fancher is always hitting baseball somewhere in the world

eat sleep breathe BASEBALL

by pus boy November 22, 2019

Zack Finchum

Pretty awkward guy to be honest but he can be funny sometimes. He’s also kinda nice I guess.

Hey have you heard about Zack Finchum recently? No, what’s he up to nowadays? Not shit really he’s kind of a loser.

by Jared Montgomery October 24, 2023

finchley road

Bit between arse and scotum.

The perenaum.

The choad, chode, chod (etc.)

I'm going to kick you in the finchley road.

SB licked a donkey's finchley. "It tasted good man"

by Devils Ball Sack August 10, 2009