Turtleneck

When a guy cums on a girl's neck and spreads kleenex all over her neck

I jizzed all over her neck and cleaned her up with a turtleneck

by RichieRich69 September 5, 2010

Turtleneck

An uncircumsized penis.

She took one look at his turtleneck and screamed.

by John E. November 12, 2002

turtleneck

an uncircumcised man.

Ian is having a turtleneck.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

turtleneck sweater

An uncircumcised sweater

Sarah: "I like your turtleneck sweater!"
John: "Which one?"

by Squirrel Boi December 6, 2017

Yul Brynner with a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis.

Pepe; "Hey John?"

John: "What's up Pepe?"

(Pepe is urinating behind a tree on the golf course)

Pepe; "Come over here and check out Yul Brynner with a turtleneck!"

by gamisiking August 6, 2016

Pink Turtleneck

(noun): A southern euphemism for vagina, like "pocketbook." Also it is important not to air dry your pink turtleneck as it can cause it to mold up and grow yeast, so only pat it dry instead.

Credits: Selena L., Kristy C., Janice D., Kate P.

Girl 1: "Hey girl! I'm so itchy down there today!"

Girl 2: "Ah. You must have air dried your pink turtleneck again. Didn't anyone ever tell you air drying makes it mold and yeast up?"

Girl 2: "It's all in the patting I tell you!"

Girl 1: "Oh like this?" *pats her turtleneck vigorously*

Girl 2: "Yep. See you're a natural!"

Girl 1: "Wow I'm so good at this" *continues to rub feverently*

Girl 2: "Okay you can stop now."

Girl 1: "No I should keep practicing. You can help me if you'd like."

by CLYLPNY May 25, 2012

turtleneck

a type of shirt worn by either men or women and can show actual size of womens breast as it doesn't hide or minimize the breast so for plus sized women or big breast women you'll be a mans eye candy and your fully clothed

turtleneck

by todd thiner1 January 12, 2010