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Furniture Freestyle

The extreme action sport involving riding office chairs, desks, coffee tables, pianos and any other items of furniture. Generally the rider wears protective clothing used in sports like freestyle motocross or bmx and the furniture is ridden down hills, rails and off drops or even ramps. Invented by Maverick Gunner and Rory Williams, displayed in the Youtube video: Furniture Freestyle, an athlete's perspective.
"Man, what's another action sport I can do now that I quit fmx?"
"Well if your hardcore enough you could take up Furniture Freestyle."
"Ah yes, that's a real man's sport!"
by Maverick Gunner October 30, 2010
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heavy furniture

euphemism for 'boring party guest(s).'
"Enjoy yourself," said Bianca, "but mind you avoid the heavy furniture congregated by the fire."
by Biiiig Mike January 30, 2010
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over furniture

Purchasing excessive furniture out of excitement and not realizing until later that all won't fit in the house
Moving to a new apartment combined with black friday sale made me purchase furniture which later never fitted in my living room. My house is now over furnitured
by rahulgos December 11, 2009
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Face Furniture

Sunglasses... normally quite big and/or flash
Hes rockin some shit hot Face Furniture yo!!
by Minxylaboo August 19, 2008
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Furniture store

The only retail establishment that starts out in bankruptcy. Within 30 days of opening, there will be a teenager standing roadside in front of the furniture store holding a sign that states they are having a “going out of business sale” and all furniture must go, prices up to 70% off.
Hey Jim, I’m heading out to look at leather couches at that new furniture store on Route 1. Is that kid out front yet holding the going out of business sale, or has it not been 30 days yet?
by Grant Rampus November 11, 2019
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Furniture

Example: Yum I love to eat this furniture
by Thediction July 21, 2020
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Outdoor furniture

Outdoor furniture is used when referring to a females naked breasts. Often used in conjunction with indoor furniture, referring to pussy.
"I spilled all over her outdoor furniture" (I came all over her chest)

"Her outdoor furniture was very natural"

"She definitely replaced the outdoor furniture. This new set is rock hard" (she got a boob job and now her tits a hard.
by MattMastaP June 12, 2015
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