feert

the act of farting while under a traumatic stress. farting while scared.

"Hey susie, you feerted just now cus i scared u ahahah"

by flipzro December 4, 2006

fertile mertile

A woman who, dispite every possible means of contraception, gets pregnant.

"Oh gosh, Fertile Mertile is poping out another baby."

by Hellflower August 30, 2006

fierth beath

someone who is dressed so fabulously OR so gay, that he/she is a "fierth beath".must be said with a lisp, and a gay hand movement.

stewart: chuck liddell is such a strong competitor!
yuni: yes, he is a fierth beath.

alex: omg. check out that hot guy's pink sequin pants!
yuni: omg what a FIERTH BEATH!!!

by yuni kim June 3, 2008

Fertile Neck

Noun: Hair that grows only on a fat male's chin roll. Similar to a turtle neck. Made famous by SNL Weekend Update City Correspondent Stefon.

That guy waiting in line needs to shave his fertile neck. It looks disgusting.

by ManDoorHandHookCarDoor September 10, 2012

FreeTO

When you take a PTO day from work but it is not recorded in HR, therefore you get Free Time Off aka FreeTO.

Person A: Is Anthony working today?
Person B: No he is PTO today.
Person A: Huh, I dont see him on the calendar, must be FreeTO.

by Vlad_Timbercock November 16, 2017

Fertility Awareness

A method of birth control that can be used without artificial hormones. It lets women know when they can and cannot get pregnant by utilizing a fertility sign like cervical mucus and/or resting body temperature.

Fertility awareness can help you understand your body and avoid pregnancy naturally. It's not the rhythm method!

by chartyourfertility April 16, 2019

FreeTheGod

He Fucks a lot of bitches. A lot ! And his music is amazing.

Guy 1: Hey bro have you heard that new FreeTheGod track yet?

Guy 2: Yeahh bro I heard it when I watched his last porn

by Deebocraig November 26, 2019