flooser

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.

Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!

by lyngus April 21, 2005

floosie

a cunt, slut, skank or ho who engages in wild revelry with tons of men at once.

"You're sister's a floosie! She must have had sex with 15 guys last night.

by matt September 17, 2003

Floof

A feline of supreme poufdom. The dense fur of this animal provokes immediate dissolution of internal malcontent. Humans who come into physical contact with a floof have reported feelings of giddiness and increased levels of serotonin. The likelihood of collapsing into a cooing life of feline subservience is all but guaranteed should the human provide the floof with face-to-belly osculation.

Awwwwww! Look at that squishy little floof! Master, let me feed you treats, kiss, kiss, Mmmmmm...

by Apple beet and carrot juice February 17, 2019

floos

money

How much floos you have?

by habeebee January 17, 2009

Floofin

The fluffy bit of a rabbits paw.

Man look at those extra fine floofins

by Chjctustuhvkyttsi.fj March 6, 2017

Floofing

When a cat lays in a relaxed fashion on it's back and looks fluffy.

Shanna the Ragdoll Cat was floofing on the floor all morning.

by CatWordzz August 5, 2018

kickdown some floorspace

phrase used by wooks and dirt surfersasking to sleep for free on your hotel room floor. Be warned! this type of dirt surfer is VERY hard to get rid of! They have no money any will beg you to "kickdown floorspace" until you give them a final answer.

"This dude "freebird" asked us if he can kickdown some floorspace before our flight to Phish in Vegas was even off the ground!"

by bph4eva October 30, 2004