Flodgecan

A kitchen table lookalike

“OMG YOU ARE SUCH A FLODGECAN U LOOK JUST LIKE MY TABLE!”

by Nia brocoli February 21, 2018

flodoop

when one at night goes into a natural area such as a garden or forest covers themselves in dirt and pretends there a carrot

guy#1 hey man wanna come over tonight

guy#2 sorry man I can't I gotta flodoop

by eating a daily sausage intake August 4, 2019

flodulant

It means nothing just some random ass word my friend came up with

You a flodulant mother fucker

by Void0616 February 24, 2021

Floden

a stupid idiot who eats toe jam for breakfast and has a crush on the pope. he likes to eat already eaten food and doesnt wash his hands.

look at Floden, forgetting to wash his hands again

by buttlicker4000 November 5, 2022

Flodging

To collapse onto a sofa or couch in and fall into a semi-awake state

"Someone help John just fell over a died"

"Nah he's not dead he's just flodging

by Personality17 April 14, 2023

floddlewallop

Smacked badly in the face by a low flying duck or Swan. Also the act of waving ines arms in alarm trying to avoid it.

The runner ran round the canal tow path. Not knowing coming the other way was a low flying Swan. The floddlewallop was painful an inevitable neither could avoid mainly due to the sun.

by Big Mamma J June 15, 2023

Floddened

To be Floddened. Adjective, to crush Scotland (comparative “well Floddened”, superlative “properly Floddened”). To thrash in battle like at Flodden Field in 1513 or in modern sport. Quotations “Wir haben Schottland wie Floddened mit 5-0”

We thrashed Scotland yesterday, they got well Floddened.”

by Moz1815 June 15, 2024