Flarp

When you are sitting down and you push a nice juicy fart and it rolles up your sack with a nice bubbly feeling!

Dude when I was sitting down with Wendy I flarped in her face!!!

by Buffalo17 February 1, 2018

to flarker

when you are laughing really hard like when u are high or somtheing and then u need to calm urself down before you piss yourself, so u make a noise sort of like: ooh-ooh laugh a bit more} oooh laugh less} oooh! finish laughing

"wow we really need to flarker" or "dude you flarkered- that shit was fre" (see 'fre')

by Jax+dee+courtz November 13, 2005

flarping

The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.

"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"

by flarpflarpyflarpington November 6, 2009

Flarp

Means rich is ugly and smells like Poo

Flarp, aint it the truth?

by Bob April 8, 2004

flarp

Noun: The floppy part of skin underneath your chin. Usually more floppy in elder people.

Verb: to squeeze the fat of the underside of someone's chin.

To make fun of her little brother in front of his friends, she flarped him.

by maggienordenstat September 17, 2014

flark

An underwater jalepno from a rectum, causing air bubbles to rise to the surface and make a very foul stench.

Jordan was in the pool and he flarked.
My God that flark was stinky!
Sometimes a Buatis Fratis Uv creates the same stench.

by Compton III December 30, 2005

flarple tunnel syndrome

uncontrolable urge to flatulate the tune of your favorite song.

Chris: wow dude how are you doing that?

Mo:oh yea man, Ive had flarple tunnel syndrome since I was a youngin.

Chris: That rules man.

Mo: (flarpling the tune to fall out boy)

by moshe da beadle May 9, 2008