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Fisherman's Dilemma

Angst experienced by most serial kidnappers, rapists and lorry drivers after spending some considerable time with their female abductee.
Sarah had spent the best part of six months chained to the radiator in the cellar. Bubba Lou was plagued by the fisherman's dilemma. 'Do I kill it, or do I let it go?'
by manoftrent November 28, 2017
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fisherman's sarcasm

When someone uses a sarcastic statement to elicit a response from someone else to gain knowledge of that person's thoughts or feelings.
Boy: Why are you so down? Sarcastic tone or light sarcastic aura Is it because I like someone else?

Girl: Very defensive tone What?? No way! You're not my type!

Boy: Relax, I was just joking. (Man, she was heated. There's a good chance that she DOES like me based on that defensive response. Thanks to a little fisherman's sarcasm, now I know her true feelings.)
by Coolguyjamman May 15, 2018
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Fisherman’s Friend

Fisherman's Friend is a brand of strong menthol lozenges produced by the Lofthouse company in Fleetwood, Lancashire, England.

People sometimes use them before they go down on they're partner to help them go longer.
Friend 1: What you and Stephanie getting up to tonight?
Friend 2: I’m going to give her the best time of her life.
Friend 1: How?
Friend 2: That’s easy, Fisherman’s Friend!
Friend 1: Oooh nice.
by Steaknight May 17, 2018
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fisherman's blow

To blow snot out of a nostril as you hold one closed
Guy 1: I have to blow my nose but I have no tissue

Guy 2: just hit the fisherman's blow you'll be fine
by Proxy ichi October 16, 2019
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Fisherman daz!

That guy who is 20 and gets no bitches. Using his fisherman ability, he is able to only pull in catfishes accounts using his bunny filter
Nav - man do I love salad!

Norbit - did you say fisherman daz!
Nav - wait the guy who gets no bitches?

Norbit - CLASSIC FISHERMAN DAZ!
by Carrot pofter May 7, 2022
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Fisherman's Hat

When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio
Damn, that dude I gave a bj to gave me a fisherman's hat! Avast Yee!
by the most awesomeme May 16, 2022
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FISHERman’d

He pressed her up against the wall. She could feel his jorts bulging as he untucked his. "World's Best Dad" t-shirt. She pushed him backwards onto the bed and he began to undress. "No." she said, "The New Balance 624s stay on."
Yo bruh! Did you hear that Mark totally got FISHERman’d again last night?? Ya bro! I also heard that he used a muppet doll as a toy lmao!
by NinjaK69 May 9, 2023
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