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Fibonassism

The art of having MAJOR skill issues in a field and yet, teaching the same subject for at least a million years.

Here are some characteristics of an average Fibonassist:
1. Can't say a word without PowerPoint Presentations
2. Super-Vague and excessively general Language
3. Ultra-Repetition of stupid words like 'whichever', 'some', 'kinda', 'specific', 'particular' and so on...
4. Trash Grammar and Disastrous pronunciations
5. Rubbish translation as a form of explanation
6. They look like the distant relatives you try to avoid at all times

"It all started when these professors collectively decided to trigger us using their highly advanced vocabulary. Man, she said 'Fee-boh-naah-see-say-rizz' and not 'Fee-boh-naa-chee-see-reez'. We started noticing weird patterns in these nuisances, and then there was no turning back".

-Team Anti-Fibo, 2023
Guy 1 : "Aw man, another Fibo lecture, ugh!"
Guy 2: "Fuck this shit, I ain't playing this game now"

Guy 3: "Ayo, what class is it now?"
Guy 1: "You guessed it :)"
Guy 3: "Fibonassism is real T_T"
(both start crying in pain)
by Dabbing Mongus June 11, 2023
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fildoos

FILDOOS stands for: Fu8k It Let's Drop Out Of School.
People who are tired of school and wants to drop out...
Usually people who major in biology, and know they can't just change major, because then they have to stay at the school even longer... so they constantly want to drop out of school but can't.
We can't go drinking tonight, we have to study for the midterm monday,... FILDOOS!

Fildoos, i don;t want to study!
by Ducko April 30, 2005
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FILCO

Abbreviation for "Face I'd Like to Cum On."
Guy1: Man, look at that girl. She has a beautiful face. And those blowjob eyes oh my god!
Guy2:Yeah she has a real FILCO!
Guy1:Filco? Wtf is that?
Guy2: Look it up on urbandictionary.com I just added it.
Guy1:Wilco
Guy2:What's wilco?
Guy1:It's army slang for Will Comply.

Guy2:Does this conversation ever end?
Guy1:Well, the guys from urbandictionary.com have left us a lot of space in the Example section. Why not make most of it?
Guy2:What should we talk about?
...

Yeah, no, I'm not gonna type anymore it's tiring.
by TheWall222 November 19, 2011
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filo

there are several meanings to the word "filo"
1. an individual of filipino heritage, often 1/8th another nationality eg. chinese or spanish.
2. an individual who can survive on the following foods for their entire life- spam, corn beef, rice, vienna sausage and sardines in a can.
3. an individual who speaks one of the following languages: cebuano, tagalog, ibunug, visayan etc. when speaking in their provincial dialect, they speak quickly and are almost impossible to understand to an outsider filo. however, to those outside of the provinces they are limited in their language and so often use english for obscure words.
4.an individual in a multicultural community, they often speak in tagalog when swearing or when conversing with a fellow filo may also be called flip, flipster, etc
daym, that chiK MUST be filo
by the nongiest of the weak May 31, 2003
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Fibonacci Fap February

In parody of 'No Nut November' and 'Destroy Dick December', this is an event that starts on the 1st of February, where on the first day, you fap once, on the second day you fap once, on the third you fap twice, on the fourth you fap three times etc. until the 28th where you fap 317811 times.

It's worse on a leap year.
Guy 1: 'Hey man, are you doing Destroy Dick December?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah I gotta train for Fibonacci Fap February - it's gonna be brutal.'
Guy 1: 'Well don't forget Jerk Off January my dude!'
Guy 2: :O
by Lukash Hash December 1, 2018
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Millard Filmore

Single-handedly the most useless president EVER! He wasn't bad, he just did nothing. He became president after Zachery Taylor did in office, so he only had like 2 years. Even so, he is the most forgetable president in America History next to William Henry Harisson (died 1 month into office.)
How was your report of Millard Filmore?
Who the crap was Millard Filmore?
by Ron_Thornbrash July 20, 2008
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Failbook

1) A popular humour site, comprised of various statuses, comments, pictures and similar stuff from facebook or similar sources. Similar to lamebook, but less well organised (lamebook sorts its content into categories).

2) A common catchphrase to describe a fail or balls-up on facebook.

3) A humorous appearing name for facebook, usually used during exam season. Gets its name from the time black hole facebook becomes during the exam season, with its ability to consume any and all time that should be being used for revision. While most people see the name as a joke, many students know to their cost the truth of the name.
1) Bob; 'No grandma, :D is a happy face, not a D in the exam =|'
George; 'Thats going straight to failbook!'

2) Tod; 'ii jurst soo aced tha inglish exem!'
Benny; 'failbook.'

3); 'Failbook, making students fail exams since 2004...'
by Jimdawg3 July 5, 2010
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