(n) gay ass "Pittsburgh" italians that think their hard, pop their collars, spike their hair, and smoke cigars. Travels in groups, wears sunglasses in dark enviroments & at night. Can be found in the "club" dancing with thirteen year old sluts. Beat up young children with weapons for fear of messing up hair.
by burgher666 May 17, 2007
(see also: parents)
1) An imaginary concept invented by adults, who use the excuse of 'blood relation' to explain why a: you must have their permission for everything you do, b: you must always love them more than you love anybody else, and c: everything they do to ruin your life is 'for your own good.'
2) The name you give to the people whose house you live in until you can afford not to.
3) What it's called when two people have a baby and then proceed to stake a permanent claim on anything and everything to do with that child's life from conception until death based on the idea that just because he or she came out of their private parts that gives them the right and obligation to be a part of their life forever.
4) A contract made between two generations when the younger generation receives allowance, food, and bedding and the older generation receives complete and total power over the younger and the right and ability to completely ruin their lives whenever beneficial to them.
1) An imaginary concept invented by adults, who use the excuse of 'blood relation' to explain why a: you must have their permission for everything you do, b: you must always love them more than you love anybody else, and c: everything they do to ruin your life is 'for your own good.'
2) The name you give to the people whose house you live in until you can afford not to.
3) What it's called when two people have a baby and then proceed to stake a permanent claim on anything and everything to do with that child's life from conception until death based on the idea that just because he or she came out of their private parts that gives them the right and obligation to be a part of their life forever.
4) A contract made between two generations when the younger generation receives allowance, food, and bedding and the older generation receives complete and total power over the younger and the right and ability to completely ruin their lives whenever beneficial to them.
1. Ex. "YES you have to come on this week-long trip with us; you're a part of this family!"
2. Ex. "Let's go to your house; I'd rather you not have to put up with my family."
3. Ex. "You will respect us because we are your family!"
4. Ex. "You will do this because that's what it means to be in this family."
2. Ex. "Let's go to your house; I'd rather you not have to put up with my family."
3. Ex. "You will respect us because we are your family!"
4. Ex. "You will do this because that's what it means to be in this family."
by C.S.H. December 28, 2009
by Hilarious! April 18, 2013
1. Female baboons recieve rank according to their familial ties.
2. The familial shape of his nose made evident he was form Lord Brurlingtom's House.
2. The familial shape of his nose made evident he was form Lord Brurlingtom's House.
by Emily.D&D.princess October 10, 2006
A group of people said to have originated from somewhere within the Rio Grande Valley, bordering the Texas-Mexico boundary.
These individuals care for all within the group, and even those outside of it. They seek to better themselves, and to just simply enjoy life.
These individuals care for all within the group, and even those outside of it. They seek to better themselves, and to just simply enjoy life.
That there is The Family
by Someone from before October 05, 2009
The concept of family is merely a figment of the imagination, as families are typically based on love which is also a figment of the imagination. Due to the even shallower concept of sexual attraction of which famillies are physically created, the concept of family is not much deeper. It will never turn out as planned to be and the children will unfortunately continue to live their lives in search of love once again due to their sexual attraction.
People who are lonely long for "family" because it is a mental tie made of desperation for physical and emotional protection.
by Soybean March 17, 2007
A family is a group of people who are related. A
woman loves a man, they have childeren. A parent is either a man or woman who have childeren. The woman and man have parents of their own. To the the children, they are grandparents. The grandparents' parents to the children are called great grandparents. Then to great great parents, and so on.
The man and womans' siblings to the kids are aunt and uncle. The uncle is the brother of the mand and woman. And the aunt is the sister. The parents' aunt and uncles to the kids are great aunt and uncle.
A brother and sister is the childeren of a man and woman. The girl is the sister. The boy is the brother.
Most families love eachother. Some families can have parents that get divorced and makes the family complicated. The father may take one kid, the mother might take the other. Or one could take both.
woman loves a man, they have childeren. A parent is either a man or woman who have childeren. The woman and man have parents of their own. To the the children, they are grandparents. The grandparents' parents to the children are called great grandparents. Then to great great parents, and so on.
The man and womans' siblings to the kids are aunt and uncle. The uncle is the brother of the mand and woman. And the aunt is the sister. The parents' aunt and uncles to the kids are great aunt and uncle.
A brother and sister is the childeren of a man and woman. The girl is the sister. The boy is the brother.
Most families love eachother. Some families can have parents that get divorced and makes the family complicated. The father may take one kid, the mother might take the other. Or one could take both.
by Kitten Lover April 05, 2010