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fakin jamaican

Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.

To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.
I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.
by DJD April 4, 2004
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faking gym

When one wears gym clothes to class in hopes of looking like they have either just come from the gym or are going soon, but they have no intention of working out that day.
Person A: Hey, you just come from the gym?
Person B: No I'm just faking gym today.
by kayferthh May 21, 2011
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faking smart

A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.
I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor
by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015
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fakin

lack of appearance at a scheduled time
The aiken was fakin
by mary jane November 13, 2002
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faking out

faking out: drunk kissing. So you're at a party and you end up kissing your best friend or just someone who's really icky. It doesn't matter, cos you weren't making out, you were faking out (can also be used for popular people and geeks)
'Woah, you were totally making out with Laurence, we have photographic evidence'
'What? that wasn't making out, that was faking out!'
(and your integrity stays intact!)
by unknown_pill July 3, 2006
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fakein

verb. to lie of cheat
past-tence
by aladdin April 19, 2005
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fakin' the funk

a) going along to get along
b) pretending that everything (in a relationship) is just fine, while plotting an escape
This fool don't know whussup. Ahm jus fakin' the funk until I make my move next month.
by Dizz January 1, 2004
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