Facemance

When two of your facebook friends begin dating and they post about their romance online - over and over and over again.

Thankfully, the facemance between Mike and Jenny didn't last long. It's a good thing because their friends were blocking their ongoing "I love you pookie" posts.

by wornoutwriter November 4, 2010

Facemail

The message that comes in private message via Facebook.

She Facemailed me the directions to the party because she didn't want everyone to know where it was.

by Jenjosie October 15, 2011

Facemail

When you tag people you want to shame so they'll do something they should actually do.

I beat the hell out of my own car driving around the state, so I facemailed my boss into providing me with a company car.

by HigherthanaMile August 27, 2013

faheva

Faheva

Faheva is a nasty stinky fishy girl that like terrion she says he her bsf but we know that's a lie

by Klamaria February 29, 2020

facemat

It’s like a doormat except your face is the thing being used. It’s usually a skater boy wiping his shoes on your face and it’s more popular with teenagers.

Person 1: I can’t believe that he used you as a facemat, his shoes are dirty, and he smeared the dirt all over your face!
Person 2: That’s what facemats are for, better than doormats.

by doughbrough November 20, 2020

Facemando

Not wearing a COVID facemask. e.g. Going commando but for your face.

I'm going facemando at the grocery store today. I wonder if I'll get any surprised looks.

by AmadeuS469 April 27, 2021

Fahima seedat

An English teacher who struggles to speak English. Some say she is related to Harry kane(The spitting duo). Overall she is a korma not quite a vindaloo and loves abit of silent reading

Fahima seedat loves spitting

by Up the theodorous army June 4, 2021