Flarppsnugget

a flarppsnugget is when someone is being annoying or are acting stupid.

You're a flarppsnugget!
Stop acting like a flarppsnugget!

by definitionboo June 7, 2018

Farpa

DARPA's latest new pet-project.

Working on Farpa has made me proud to work at DARPA.

Now we can weaponize any animal to produce burps that smell like farts, which gives a strategic advantage on the secret battlefield.

by Bad C dev August 1, 2022

faart

onamanapea for describing the sound of flatulence (a fart), only referring to one that lasts longer than usual. The effect can be further dramaticized by adding more 'A's to the word. eg faaaaaaaaaaart

Fred: rrrrrgh... (FAART)

Steve: wow man! that fart lasted nearly 30 seconds!

by faaaaaaaaaart January 1, 2009

Flarple

When you need to fart and it somehow winds up bubbling out the front way through your vagina flaps and makes kind of a "flarple flarple" sound.

The princess was mortified after she flarpled infront of her potential suiter at the ball.

by Tournikel September 11, 2011

flarp

The onomatopoeia reference to the sound (or mixture of tones) produced by one or a combination of the following: 1. Traditional fart; 2. The Shart; 3. Sudden dung explosion (either the very first or very last poop shooter during defecation); 4. Lettin' the ooze flow; 5. Massive James Earl Jones Anal Room Shaker; 6. Papua New Guinea surprise (causes sudden pants or bed wetting and/or soiling); 7. Marlon Brando's Diaper Revenge.

note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"

Just as I thought that the populous ooze had quit its awful tantrum, my whole family reunion experienced a simultaneous sudden dung explosion creating a single, supersonic flarp that shattered gampy's brittle bones.

by Sean Foran August 18, 2007

farp

The article of clothing worn by fat women in lieu of a sweater. It's too big to be a shawl...it can be most accurately described as a fabric tarp.

Is that a king size comforter? No, that's Big Bertha's farp.

by thekracken August 21, 2011

Farpooqueed

When a woman fart's, poop's, queef's, and pee's at the same time.

That nasty bitch, she sat in the stall next to me and farpooqueed on the toilet.

by Rbtbre29 March 1, 2011