Farpooqueed Share definition Flag When a woman fart's, poop's, queef's, and pee's at the same time. That nasty bitch, she sat in the stall next to me and farpooqueed on the toilet. Farpooqueed by Rbtbre29 March 1, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Farpooqueed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch