Funker Vogt

A German EBM band. Noted for a heavy focus on military themes (despite being anti-military) and having an almost anthematic sound in each of their songs. Sometimes critisized of being formulated, but what band isn't.

Funker Vogt is awesome. People that accuse them of being formulated need to stop listening to Dragonforce.

by doom_forever August 21, 2006

fanker

A person that fakes a wank.

Me: Have you wanked today?
You: No not yet, sorry.
Me: DO IT.
You: Uh uh uh uh uh ....Splurt.
Me: You are suck a wank faker.
You: Yea, I am a fanker.

by Evilness666 December 28, 2005

Poker folker

Poker players and onlookers addicted to Texas Hold’em

Hey, Dude. Don’t drink another beer. There’s a line of poker folker just waiting to take your seat when you have to go take a leak.

by shuffler January 11, 2009

fankered

Very, very wankered - fucking wankered.

Went out to a party in London last night, woke up in a fountain in Glasgow - I was fankered!

by k-noxy April 4, 2009

foner stucked

1. so stoned you are stone fucked 2. you are to the point where words leaving your mouth no longer make sense

1. Oh man I smoked that whole half, I am foner stucked.

2. guy1:" Man his ting fang shagged nug fligwam fuhhhhhhhh, dang dude."
guy2: "oh man I think you're foner stucked status."

by PhonyMcStuckerDoogle January 23, 2010

focker sandwich

when you're barbra streisand and you go to grab your grandkids and you press them really close to your body, forming a shape resembling a "focker sandwich"

come here and give me a focker sandwich

by ajawaja December 22, 2010

Fonkey

a fake or false monkey, usually a person who's appearance greatly resembles a monkey

Corey: Hey Ernest.....Hey monkey you need to quit ignoring me
Ernest: Y'all gonna quit, I ain't no monkey
Corey: You right, you a fake monkey
James: A Fonkey

by cvcroskey May 1, 2018