Foticus

DONT TRUST THIS MAN
Doesn't matter what he says or who he is
He WILL like to you and steal anything not bolted down.

"Foticus just stole my dammn car"

by IHateFoticus March 3, 2023

FoMoCo

An abbreviation for "Ford Motor Company." Usually when Ford owners start seeing this label on their car parts, it is time to trade in their shitty rustbucket for a good car by General Motors, or Chevrolet.

SHIT! I can see FoMoCo on my parts! I need a Chevrolet now because they last longer!

by PrayToLose April 9, 2021

fodic

Ridiculous/crazy/absurd. (the "fo," for some reason, replaces the "ri")

Can you believe they charge $5 for a roll at Sushi Yobi now? That's totes fodic.

by Walla-Walla May 25, 2009

Femicrats

A group of small minded individuals who live in a free society who confuse themselves as being victims of harassment or hatred due to there incompetence and or willingness to get a real job/life and grow up.

I ran over 1/3 of the femicrats on the highway today.

by ThaLowLife May 28, 2017

fomit

farting and vomiting at the same time

“awh man, i just fomited”

by jginvin January 11, 2019

fomi

A fomi is a abbreviation for figment of my imagination.
Something that you are imagining, or pretending that is real.

Kayln: Hey Brantlin who are you talking to?
Brantlin: Oh, a fomi.
Tanner: Whats that?
Brantlin: A figment of my imagination.
Ryan: All of you are fomi's!

Pronounced: foe-me

by Midlothian HS Panthers November 10, 2009

Folice

Fake police, in the UK we have 'community support workers' who dress like the police but don't have the same powers, although they like to think they do..

Whilst smoking a big fat zoot James said look out mate, there's the police, I said, nah mate, that's the Folice, they can't do jack shit to us!

by Makka72 April 20, 2009