Floor Duke

The act of a pooping on the floor intentionally or unintentionally.

Mike: Did you see Sean at that party last night?
John: Yeah, after some Taco Bell and vodka he took a massive floor duke in the middle of the hallway.

by ST1NGER11 April 14, 2021

versace on the floor

a Bruno Mars song meaning that her dress is the brand Versace and he wants her dress on the floor

Versace on the floor, take it off for me for me for me for me now girl

by lindseye03 May 27, 2017

Floortentacli

A language developed specifically for the religion of the Floor Tentacles.

It was invented by the Floor Tentacle pope in 2019.

"We speak Floortentacli here"

by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020

Floof Fansen

The correct spelling of the current Nightwish vocalist, often misspelled as “Floor Jansen”.

Tarja Turunen and Anette Olzon were better in Nightwish than Floof Fansen.

by Agent Peach February 15, 2021

floor boards

Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.

Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.

by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009

floor it

To hit the acceleration pedal (or, in the US, gas pedal) to such extremities that it is parallel to the floor of a car. i.e. Hit maximum speed as quickly as physically possible.

That fucker's getting away, FLOOR IT!

by Will Millinship November 29, 2007

Floose

A person who is sexually popular, an easy lay, or perpetually pursuing sexual partners.

Keith tries to fuck every new girl that joins.

Yeah he's a fucking floose

by BoeYams March 29, 2020