flapstench

The foul-smelling nether regions of an unwashed woman.

"What terrible flapstench you have dear.."

by dirtybedpartner June 26, 2008

flaptap

female teabagging

"she flaptap'd the shit out of him"
"Go on Flaptap him"

by Smims April 18, 2012

flast

when you can't make babies any more.

My dad is flast.

Kyle got a vasectomy and now he is completely flast and his sack hurts.

by T4T3 October 9, 2008

flast

Abbreviation for "First initial plus last name".

Commonly used in IT departments.

Example: Welcome to Widgets Inc. Your email address will be [e-mail], where f is your first initial and last is your last name.

Example: Hey IT department, we just hired Joe Schmidt, please set up his new user account on the server, his flast is jschmidt.

by IT Ninja July 10, 2010

Flast

Young, intellectual Christian poon.

Church group middle school females.

Abbreviated YICP with no periods because they're not old enough for them yet.

Damn, look at that flast.

by Jebus 706 September 30, 2007

flastered

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered

Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.

by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012

flaptastic

a bike saddle that causes least damage to a lady's nether region........

"that saddle is flaptastic - the old beef curtains are fine and dandy"

by fatb September 8, 2009