Emmett

Emmett is the type of guy that will be there for you always. However, if you play emotional games he’s out. Very honest and can open your mind to unlimited possibilities. A dreamer by heart, with the capabilities of making them come into fruition. Shy’ but funny once you get to know him. Spontaneous, adventurous, and fearless. Romantic as a partner’ due to his keen sense in listening. Highly sexual’ but doesn’t know how to cross the threshold of asking women out. Intelligent, witty, and enterprising. No nonsense’ come correct or do not approach. When you find one friend or lover, hold unto them.

Ben: “He still hasn’t gotten laid, with those looks.”

Tim: “ No, he’s an Emmett. Old fashioned gentleman”

Ben: “ohhhhh”

by JollyGreenSmoker May 30, 2020

Emmet

The smallest sunburnt dick known to mankind. HE is OBSSESED with this girl who thinks that he is made of shit. He will never get her but he still makes erotic fanfics about her. He will never give up but she already did. He is a total pussy who sleeps with her(his) parents and cries at sleepovers. He is afraid of the dark and anything the slightest bit frightening. TOTAL PUSSY

Stop acting like emmet

by idkhowtodothis March 3, 2017

emmet

annoying chav/northerners that in the summer, cover our cornish beaches like a carpet, leaving not even a square inch of space for locals such as myself to sit down. they also throw chips to huge evil flocks of seagulls in the middle of town, saying 'ere, kelleh, kev, look at the luvleh berrds'.

they never listen to lifeguards and float in between the red and yellow flags on their inflatable rings and bodyboards that they can't steer. on lucky occasions they'll fall asleep and turn to a crisp hot pink, before falling off and screaming 'elp meh am drahning' in 4ft of water.

emmet- 'eh up ah got sand in me shoos'
emmet2- 'best get tut lahf gard dave'

by crinnydude August 28, 2008

emmett

An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!

I went home with an emmett last night.

by bballer88 July 22, 2010

Emberti

1. Verbal expression of confusion, due to an abstract or difficult to discern statement, idea, or question.

Variations:
1. Bert
2. Emberti
3. Emberti Carn
4. Berti

"Ali, do you understand what the teacher is saying?" said I.
"Emberti?!" replied Ali in utter confusion.

by A. Mac. April 6, 2007

emmerie

Emmerie I s a beautiful, kind, loving, and happy person. She will always stick to your side. She has brown eyes that you can look into and feel safe and long brown curly hair.There is nobody like her. She is the best friend you always wanted and more. She supports you in whatever you do and isn't afraid to tell you what you did wrong. She will change your life around when you become best friends with her

Hey Emmerie how are you today?

by Crystal shaylee July 9, 2019

Emmett

Emmett is probably the hottest man to ever walk this earth. He has an absolutely GIGANTIC penis. Probably the biggest on the planet but that’s unconfirmed.

Bro have you seen Emmett’s penis? That thing is HUGE!

by Deeznutsarehuge June 17, 2021