Edison

A man of Albanian descent. Edison's are usually characterized by their incredible ability to steal stealthily and swiftly. They also tend to hang around suburban areas and can be seen from afar because of their stylistic choices: For example, they tend to wear two colors and only two, black and white. They also have a weird mood and sense of humor, as both can change drastically in the matter of minutes or even seconds.

Man: Where's my wallet?! It must've gotten stolen!
Man 2: Probably was a Edison.

by Billx-1 December 3, 2021

Edison

A town in New Jersey where the population is widely diverse. Asians take the majority of the population(approximately 53%) exceeding the number of Caucasian and African- Americans families in the town. Proudly known for their over-achieving schools, John P. Stevens High School and Edison High School.

#1: Hey where do you live?
#2: I live in Edison
#1: They have mad brown people

by BrownAllstar July 16, 2006

Richard Edson

American actor and musican commonly remembered as the parking garage attendant in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". He was also the very first drummer for the band Sonic Youth.

"You guys have nothing to worry about. I'm a profesional" -Richard Edson's character in Ferris Bueller.

by 1-2 crush on you December 28, 2007

Edison

Attempting to flirt but failing like crazy

Hey stop trying to flirt like edison

by JLAI April 17, 2018

The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ August 28, 2008

Thomas A. Edison high school

School In Tulsa, Oklahoma. Second Best TPS High School, Established in 1954. Boasts a Magnet program which includes many interesting classes. Also known as Edison Preparatory School. Though it truly is a "prep" school in all aspects of the word, there are all sorts of people there, and you can easily find your niche among the masses.

"Where do you go to school?"
"Edison."
"Nice."

by Alis Volat propiis February 11, 2005

Edison

The collective noun for a group of consumer electronic devices.

Since 2000, there has been an Edison of internet enabled consumer devices in the living room.

by YolandaSmartie April 17, 2009