That guy wearing the lime green/pink stripped pants is a complete douche cake!
DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!
DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!
by Nick fucking Alan December 9, 2008
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"While I was driving to work, this jerk in his douchecanoe almost ran me off the road. That guy is so cool."
by kish2554 April 29, 2014
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After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.
I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".
"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"
"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"
by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012
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Get the douchecanoe mug.A person is an excessive douche, more that a simple douchebag. Term is derived from a crate of douches which would imply multiple douches.
by Jake Schepers April 18, 2006
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The phenomenon whereby your house or car shakes due to a douchebag in the vicinity who plays his stereo unnecessarily loud in an effort to show off his speakers/car, with the misguided notion that it attracts positive female attention.
by sarabellum July 11, 2011
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