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A douche bag that is also a beef cake. It is socially acceptable to dislike them for no reason.
Person A - "wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"
by DorkisWeiner December 14, 2009
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A subsiquent amount of douche (most likely from more than one person) which is piled together in a way that it looks as if it is a cake made of douche. It also is used as a negative way of "dissing" another chum pal or even a way to pick on someone. It is closely related to the words faggot and fag
Examples:
1)Dude you are as disgusting as that douchecake.
2) Johnny is such a douchecake
by topha March 28, 2006
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One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.
by Sean Wynne February 28, 2005
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1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.
A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.
by chinrest October 20, 2011
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An entity that is so full of the quintessential essence of a douche that if the following recipe were followed:
"Mix 1 part cake mix, 2 eggs, 2 parts and 70 parts douche. Put in the oven for 35 minutes at 500 degrees, stirring halfway."
The previously mentiones entity would be yeilded by the oven.
Rave is such a douche cake for shutting the server down for a stupid forum game.
by [Irregular Hunter Dragoon] March 06, 2005
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An insult used to describe an idiot who smells like a used douche and a rotten cake. Put those together and you have a douchecake.
That jeffery kid in my french class with the flouride deficiency is a bigger douchecake than the caveman in my science class
by Asks 1 October 17, 2005
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