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super long-distance relationship

Corrallary to a conventional long distance relationship a super long distance relationship is a relationship with someone who is at an even greater distance like someone from another planet, dimension, or time period.
Melodica: Would you like to come to the jelly-tot cabaret with me tonight?
Harmonica: Sorry I can't I'm going to be spending time with my boyfriend.
Melodica: I didn't know you were in a relationship.
Harmonica: We're involved in a super long-distance relationship. It's a bit complicated. He's from another time period and may or may not be fictional.
by BeerPongHandCuffs January 5, 2011
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within fucking distance

close proximity to the target of your sexual desires.
Although Adrian and Dao are within fucking distance, Adrian has yet to get any action.
by ashybutclassyintern September 12, 2011
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a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:

long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex
ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime
by Ryan⠀Gosling August 4, 2023
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Nation Distancing

Nation distancing is to nations what social distancing is to individuals.
When nations close or restrict their borders because they don't want to exchange germs with other nations.
In response to the coronavirus pandemic of 2020, Canada's practicing nation distancing by banning Chinese immigrants and tourists until the Chinese people stop eating bats and every other kind of filthy, disease-ridden animal under the sun.
by Gloominary April 5, 2020
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Long-Distance Relationship

When your boyfriend/girlfriend is across the ocean, not able to meet you , but still continues to love each other.
I love my boyfriend, even though we are having a Long-Distance Relationship
by xxbubblesxx May 26, 2016
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Blue Shell Distance

Originated from Mario Kart Wii; where the player in first has such a huge lead, they would hold on to it even if hit by a blue shell or 2.
Generally means that the one in first has an obnoxiously enormous lead.
Josh has Blue Shell distance, there is no way we can catch up.
by Alchem1st December 9, 2008
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Distance

"I wish I could date that blogger."
"Don't you guys live over 3,000 miles away?"
"Yeah..."
"Distance is such a cock-block."
by an angry Internet user October 9, 2011
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