dildroid

a 125cc, metal, all-purpose, rotating, and vigorously shifting dildo with the power to rip vaginal tissue easily. using such a device has left people hospitalised for many years,

it is also known to make a woman become infertile and have immense cravings for sex.

god that slag must have used a dildroid with a limp like that.

by calence johansonson November 6, 2012

dildren

Children that are acting like dildos.

Did you meet the Smiths? Their kids are serious dildren.

by sneakybasterd April 19, 2014

dildonicly plagued

When someone continuously shows traits being a dildo. Everything they do and say is Dildonic.

You are one dildonicly plagued person.

by Budda 73 December 19, 2014

Dildonic Plague

Disease where you constantly get slapped by dildos

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has the Dildonic Plague

by Mr splash August 29, 2016

Dildonic

An Object That looks rather like a dildo.
First used by Dapper Dog.

"that lamp Looks rather dildonic"

by potatoes worship me June 4, 2016

Dildont

A dildont is a sex toy for people who are angry or frustrated with their male partner.

Instead of a dildo, his wife has a dildont. She turns it on and then tells it, "don't even bother, you're repulsive", and puts it right back into its velvet sleeve.

by DelCo_Brian June 9, 2018

Dildonic

An item or object in the shape of the male genitalia.

Guy: Now thats very Dildonic cat

by Anamerogical girl April 16, 2019