Dickert's Bridge

Dickert's Bridge is a literary theorem that posits if a protagonist steps onto a rickety wooden bridge suspended over a chasm, it will fall. This led to the invention of the term "foreshadowing".

Chekhov was a hack.

Bridges are older than guns.

The first Shrek movie has an excellent example of Dickert's Bridge in action.

by SwagXMcNasty August 14, 2025

Dickert's Bridge

When you carry on with a joke or bit further than anyone else, often to the point of social inpropriety

"Jackson Dickert crossed Dickert's Bridge when he scratched the man's balls."

by Jackson Dickert's victim August 14, 2025

manual dicksterity

1. High proficiency in masturbation.

During the quarantine my manual dicksterity increased noticeably.

by Nedokonaley95 October 16, 2021

cool your dickset

To relax, or chill out. Usually a command when some one is getting too heated over a trivial disagreement.

A PLATYPUS IS A MAMMAL, AND I WILL RAPE YOU THROAT IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!

bro... cool your dickset

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF January 15, 2012

Publishing a dissertation

An action.

Hym "Publishing a dissertation (an original theory) is an action. Did it work? Looks like it! If you like actions so much then you go take action to ensure that they don't steal that because it'll directly determine whether or not somebody is a reverse orphan."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025