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Dickmeister

A person regarded as skilled or prominent in slinging dong. Dickmeisters are known for getting their way into (and out of) any given situation by using their good looks and charm
“Didn’t Michael just get back from vacation this morning, how’s he out drinking right now?”
You know him - always dickmeistering!”
by Jsmink May 23, 2022
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Dicktater

1.) An individual with Political delusions of godhood and an aptitude for stultifying the public mentality.

2.) A President(usually but not necessarily male) with a penis resembling an over grown Idaho russet spud, who finds great glee in applying the fore mentioned member(with waxy petroleum lubrication) . To: Rednecks of any ethnic or racial persuasion who happen to mistake their wives for a hat. All persons who fill the description of "Yes Men" "Rah Rah" boys/girls or Latas (former word donated by W.S. Burroughs). Also, pore,pour,poor people, Who have not the intestinal fortitude to "get the f' out and vote", for an honest "Human Peoples" president.

3.) An over grown Idaho Russet Spud, used occasionally in lesbian or homosexual sex rituals. Usually, these are washed, sliced, JoJo fried and fed to Politicians as retribution. See: Dicktator1&2
1.) Momma, dat man has a Dicktaters tastes fo sho', you see what he done to them Arabian fellas and they oil feilds?

2.) "and then the bastard split me open like a woods beaver in loggin' season him with a Dicktater the size of an elephant tool."

3.) Individuals like the Bushes, Huseins, Bin Laudins, Pol Pots, Markos, Muselinis, Francos, Hitlers, and Gengis Khans, are all Dicktaters.
by Thomas B. Perry November 4, 2004
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Dockmaster

The owner of a Dockyard or the most popular dockman, generally chosen every 4 years
I think ill dock with the dockmatser today
Did you know Charlie Sheen is a dockmaster?
by Jim Sominsummthin May 21, 2011
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dickbusters

term used to express anyone who attempts action sports due to the fact that they are prone to being hit in the balls especially while attempting a handrail
today im going to the skatepark to watch the dickbusters get hurt last time a guy was pissing blood
by bmxdude December 29, 2009
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dickmonster

1. A person who exhibits behaviors involving dicks in a monstrous way.
2. A mythical smut peddling, dildo enthusiast. Native to the central coast of California.
"Hey Matt, dont be such a dickmonster"- Banna
by Lynny Tolson April 2, 2008
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Top Tier Dick Master

Someone who is very good at getting guys to want/ fuck them
Yo bro Carli is an absolute top tier dick master, all guys want her.
by Brodeuse8778 June 24, 2018
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dickeater

A Dickeater Is When Your Getting Into A Conversation That Has Nothing To Do With Ya Bitch Ass... And If You Copying Off Someone That's Dickeating,💯🚮
Me : I Want some food

Dickeater: Me Too

Me: Bitch Stop Dickeating . 😩
by Nasiiaa August 25, 2015
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