The Sleepy Dewey

When struggling to fall asleep, one will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, they smell their finger utilizing the pheromones to fall asleep...

" I have been struggling to sleep at night, I think I am going to have to try 'The Sleepy Dewey' tonight.

by Dewey1234 September 6, 2023

Dewey

A DUI.

Carolina got a Dewey for driving too slow after one too many margaritas.

by NegativeReferral December 11, 2023

Dewey Brown

A shit taken while traveling.

Hey man, can you hit up this rest area? I Dewey Brown a brewin’!

by Gastony Rice January 12, 2022

Dewey

A person who will constantly tell you to get serious, and one who uses 'serious' in everyday language.

The Dewey of the class said to his immature classmates: "Seriously guys, seriously."

by siaranlover June 17, 2018

Dewey Decibel System

A calibrated scale of sound-pressure-level used to measure the degree of ambient noise inside a library. Named after the infamous Thomas E. Dewey and his thunderously-cacophonous presidential campaign against Harry Truman.

The noise-level that's acceptable for inside a library is no more than 35dB on the Dewey Decibel System .

by QuacksO February 24, 2017

Dewey Cocks

A naive female who does sexual favors for a friend and possibly his friends to get coke when they can’t afford it.

Person 1: Who’s Dewey Cocks?
Person 2: One of my bitches, you tryna smash. She’ll blow and smash the homies for a gram.
Person 1: Comig over with the gang right now.

by Perras Amor Drama May 7, 2018

Darien Dewey

SUPER MASSIVE PENIS, HAS THE BEST BODY, IS SO SEXY, AND EVERYONE IS ATTRACTED TO HIM, AND IS SLIGHTLY in to men. BUT THE WOMEN GET IT TOO. LIVVY DUNNE GOT A HIT AT THAT ONCE.

I wish i was DARIEN DEWEY

by Livvy Dun Dun January 8, 2024