Advanced Micro Devices

Corporation. Founded in 1979 by disenchanted fairchild semiconductor eployees. Now commands over 20% of the CPU market.

Intel's archrival

Advanced Micro Devices was the first to release dual-core processors to the general public.

by M0T0RH3D November 27, 2006

Cylindrical Pouring Device

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!

<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!

by LD December 15, 2004

desiree

the best friend you could ever have!! if she is your friend she will be you friend for ever! even if one of you move!

desiree is my best friend even though i moved! :)

by kaitmeric February 24, 2010

dezirey

She is very gorgeous, she is always "hurt" but she still always has a smile on her face:) she doesn't like talking about her feelings but she likes helping other people get through their problems! She always has your back no matter what! She is also very loyal, goofy,smiley,and lovable!

Dezirey is such a good person:))!

by Savagedoggie July 18, 2017

Desiree

With beauty comes with being absolute crazy that shoots thunderbolts out of her ass that makes even Thor blush

Oh my god..Desiree is crazy...I need my thunder buddy

by Endgameuser1991 May 14, 2019

Desire Monster

Being possessed by the desire to be rich, have a mansion on the beach, be famous, be envied, that drives delusional "hits" project attempts which fail one after another.

Joe lived cheap and was condemnatious of people that worked hard and had nice things, dubbing them "materiakistic," however he worked on one project after the other trying to make it rich because he had a desire monster living in his brain.

by JessicaWalters April 11, 2021

Jake Device

a Jake Device is a device such as a bong, pipe, stiiizy, cart, or any type of drug contraband or paraphernalia. Jake Devices are used for Jakeing.

Foreest: "yoyo Gayram I allow Jakes, but no jake devices"
Gayram: "sorry Foreest needa Jake sesh w my jake device #nudy4L"

by i<3mexicans April 21, 2021