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defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet
shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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self defecation

Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.
He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.
by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007
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Suprise Delegation

The act of assigning or delegating work to others without informing the delegatee of the work assigned. The person who is assinged the work often is suprised when the task is revealed.
Mike just asked me for an update on project X. I didn't even know i was supposed to be working on project x... just another example of his suprise delegation.
by ihcw July 20, 2010
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competitive delegation

when a boss puts two people on the same job, without informing either of them of the situation. in essence, it is a strategy to get the "best result" by sacrificing both employees' trust and motivation.
you know what that dumbass did to us? he pulled a competitive delegation on our asses!
by releasethequackin August 11, 2015
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delefating

The act of sneezing in a girls vagina while she is on her period.
"Oh my God" said Ashley. "What"? asked Ali. "Well i was laying in bed last night and I cought Robbie delefating in my twat". Ali "Wow"
by Lola B August 17, 2006
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defebation

Using defecation a pretense to use the bathroom for masturbation.
The other day, I went into the work bathroom for defebation, and my boss was none the wiser.
by scotchfordinner October 9, 2016
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Elevation Therapy

Achieving a sense of (oneness) when in the mountains. Calming, (theraputic) sense of well being.
One my way to the mountains for some elevation therapy.
by Mtngurl December 16, 2016
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