darling divine

someone really beautiful, goddess, and sweet. Someone you just can't help but not stare at because of how beautiful they are.

oh my darling divine, I love u.

by Thoughts about what I think lo May 7, 2017

darlinghollister

The best person ever in the whole world

Uncool person:omg ew what is that

Cool person:that's darlinghollister and there the best so shut the fuck up🙄

by Abery June 13, 2021

poking daylight

When you have to shit so bad that a piece of shit is almost or seems to be poking out of your ass.

I had to go so bad I was poking daylight.

by Pestac September 20, 2004

daylight savings time bar hopping

on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday

'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'

'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'

'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'

by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

Darling Nikki

An act of semi-public sexual exhibitionism, especially if performed by a woman.

1. "I knew a girl called Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. I met her in a hotel lobby, masturbating with a magazine."

2. Wearing a short skirt and no knickers, while bending over to pick up a book from the lowest shelf in the library is a classic example of doing a Darling Nikki.

3. Slipping your fingers into your vagina under the table, and then slowly having the guy suck the juices in the middle of the restaurant.

by NaughtySteph September 29, 2011

Dahling

The cutest thing a guy can expect girls to say to him. It melts his heart, reforges it with dove wings, makes it fly high and basically makes him fall in love with the girl, possibly many times over.

Cheating guy: I think I'm gonna be home late today honey. Sorry.
Unsuspecting wife: Sure thing. Just come home early tomorrow okay dahling? It gets a little bit lonely here when you're not around.

Cheating guy, minutes later, to his lover: I'm gonna break up with you. Ciao~
(recently ex)lover: Wait, WHAT?!

by A real fking god. September 28, 2018

dahling

A term of faux endearment said from one person to another. Usually said either because the person saying it does not know who they are talking to or used to fit into a certain social group. Usually associated with media types.

This word has been banned from the National Opera House in London due to its overuse.

Person A -"Dahling, that was simply magical, we must do lunch and work together on something for the near future!"

Person B -"Of course, I simply love your work dahling, we would compliment each other as the day follows night"

Years later...Nothing comes to pass of it.

by m0r1arty November 23, 2006