Deathcation

The length of time your workplace grants for the grieving of "close" relatives you care nothing about.

Our evil step-mother kept the news of my estranged father's death from us in an attempt to deny us our celebratory deathcation.

by Daddy's Girl2318 October 13, 2011

Immaculate Defecation.

When one does a shit and then wipes their ass and miraculously it's already pristine and clean.

Immaculate Defecation.
{shit} {crap} {butt} {defecate} {immaculate}

by slipkid69 February 1, 2018

DaXecutioner

A man who hates himself and is about to commit suicide.

"DaXecutioner sucks"

by DaX February 5, 2003

DaXecutioner

One who has plenty of WVU from scrybe80.

WVU DaX <3 Manseks?

by Anonymous February 5, 2003

oral defecation

sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!

my mouth got confused with my buttle, (butt hole) i had an oral defecation

by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

Davecation

When you do something wrong or against the rules at work and they give you a suspension without pay!

Dave smashed up a train at work today and management gave him a two week davecation

by davis686 October 6, 2011

Daycation

When you find your neighbor's hidden house key and sneak into their house, leaving only an hour before he/she comes home from work.

I went to my mom's house for a daycation. She never knew I was there.

by Treeteeg January 8, 2010