Arse dandruff

also known as poo-flakes and Butt crumbs.

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat.

by coazeau July 29, 2012

Dick Dandruff

Crystalline Jizz--Usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask Bill Clinton, etc.)

Hey did you hear about Monica Lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with Clinton?
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it

Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.

by CLEbrownies50 May 25, 2013

Dankrupt

when you run out of dank and cant seem to find it anywhere.

I am dankrupt and waiting on that goverment stimulous check.

by TheIrieEyedJedi April 22, 2009

danbury

small city of approx 75,000........ predominantly white with a significant hispanic population (mailny from Ecuador, Brazil, Puerto Rico, the Dominican Republic and Mexico), a solid black population (yes theres black people for those of u from Hartford and new haven) and a small yet growing community of asians. home of immigrants (both legal and illegal), fake gangster clowns, hoodrat bitches, and rich kids who vandalize public property and do drugs with complicated names. Popular place for people running away from NYC and one of the few places ive been to where public housing is in the middle of the boonies. Drugs are sold, but the dealers are ass backwards about how they sell them. Most go to jail for selling a nickelbag of weed to a DT. One of the few places where u can sell drugs, get caught, snitch on your crew and not get shot afterwards. Not dangerous enough to be "hood" (the worst that can happen is being jumped by 20 different sissies swearing they hardrocks) but rich brats from Ridgefield and New Fairfield seem to think its a war zone for some odd reason.

im from danbury, home of the original fake gangsters............

by someguy11 June 25, 2005

Count Dankula

The big brained Scottish man also known as Marcus Meechan. Whilest he is famously known for his nazi pug video he also has a wonderful series Absolute Mad Lads that has a 9.1 rating on imdb. Lastly I must iterate traps are not gay.

Count Dankula makes me shit bricks with laughter.

by SkinnyMeanPandaQueen January 29, 2020

danbury

ghetto in most parts, but okay in others. the majority of the population is spanish and brazilian, also with a good amount of italians and africans. the local high school is becoming more and more dangerous, (after the basketball game 2 people got stabbed.) more and more violent people move into danbury. some "gangsters" have become skaters. the skating population is also growing very quickly, because skaters in danbury have no intrest in what race/age you are. danbury athletics have been improving with the track and wrestling team winning many state championships in the past 2 decades. the football team is also making an improvment. in all a pretty good place to live, but...if you live in ridgefield, darien, greenwich etc. i highly advise you not to spend much time in danbury as your not experienced enough to handle the lifestyle.

d-block=danbury

by 2Ki23 January 23, 2011

DANGUS BURGER

DM famous Burgers from the LBC. Freshly ground Angus steak hamburger meat. Sometimes infused with chili, cheese, teriyaki sauce or just regular good ole salt, pepper and special seasonings. Name was introduced by Lambretta D.....from Paramount California about a decade ago..give or take a year or two
D from LBC+Angus Steak
"DANGUS" BURGER
Warning! When eating a Dangus burger it will take 2 days to digest and recover.......

Ate to many DANGUS burgers on Sunday...HILLBILLY!!!!!!!!!

by SO-CAL Burger Connisseur August 25, 2011