Ralph the Night Hair Dresser

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.

"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"

by hollisterhottie101 March 24, 2010

It's all good as long as you stay dressed

Phrase used to describe an evening of cutting loose... but with some limits.

Holly - I am going to go out to the clubs tonight and really cut loose!

Stacey - It's all good as long as you stay dressed

Holly - Excellent Advice

by Willway November 12, 2010

dressed for success

dressing in clothes like make you look like a pimp for an important occasion

Barnes should show up to his greenscreen taping dressed for success.

by Jorsneezy November 21, 2007

cleveland cross-dresser

the act of putting on some ones elses pants just to defecate in them without there knowledge and laugh when they put them on

ricky pissed me off so i gave him a cleveland cross-dresser

by rev bryan November 25, 2009

dressel

one drinks more than occasionally and to the extent of returning intoxicated. Also known as one who may inadvertantly get human waste in odd places such as shower heads. Dressel may be interpreted as #1 or #2. This definition explains #1.

Damn he is fucked up like a dressel.
Dressel has been passed out for hours!

by 607B fo sho April 13, 2005

best-dressed syndrome

The obsession to always be perfectly dressed for the occasion. This syndrome usually afflicts recipients of the "best-dressed" award in high school yearbooks. People with this problem will feel the need to change clothes multiple times in a day, and even design an elaborate outfit just for hanging out with friends. The afflicted will also put-down others like sport.

Why is Colby taking so long to get ready? We're only going to Shalimar India...

I dunno, I guess he has best-dressed syndrome.

by The G00se August 6, 2010

Mutton Dressed as Lamb

When an older woman tries to dress young to be "cool". Usually involves jeans with rhinestones, Ed Hardy shirts, multi-highlighted hair, and some serious heels to finish off the look. Usually very embarrassing to her kids who are in either middle or high school. Still lives in the 80's with her music. Will still wait in line to see Bon Jovi.

"Man, Karly's mom thinks she is still hot. With her halter top and tight jeans, she definitely qualifies as 'mutton dressed as lamb'."

by ICT-TARA January 7, 2011