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~(to a DJ)"What do you do?"
~"I'm a musician--I's a DJ"
~"You're not a musician, you're a music thief--you're a record player player!!!"

(special thanks to Henry Rollins)
dj by LordKOTL November 3, 2005
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A Fat Black/White person who is confused as to what race he will choose
DJ just pick a race already
DJ by Jose the illegal immegrant February 25, 2010
DJ is like a name that start with a D like Darnel and j stand for Jr.
Jack:hey what's your name
DJ:My name is DJ

Jack:what do the D and J stand for
DJ :D stand for my. First name J stand for Jr
DJ by Dior robert April 2, 2017
/Dee-Jay/

Verb.

To glide hands over useless controls while an MP3 (usually of dance music) is playing, and pretending to pinch certain knobs in effort to look talented, skilled, and productive. This activity is often accompanied by rabid hopping and jolting "inside the booth" or "behind the decks," and rarely by wearing DJ headphones.

Noun.

Often an entitled, snotty, drug-addicted prima donna who engages in the verb described above.
"Whoa! Is that dude air-guitaring? No man, he's the DJ!"
DJ by menmenocarbs June 3, 2017
DJ, is a phenonomin of the formation of the secret bond bewteen two people. This bond includes a secret handshake and a very special way of life. All members of the DJ names must begin with the letters D or J and everything they do must also start with D or J. Dinosour jelly is commonly eaten amunst DJ's and their home town google is a great place to listen to songs such as 'I dont want to rock DJ' and 'Murder on the Dance floor' two common songs amusnt DJ's.
To DJ is to be super frekin awesomly cool and to have the power of the secret handshake.. i.e. DJ!! roarrr
DJ by The first official DJ June 23, 2009
someone who always has to have the sarcastic and awkwardly annoying comments in every situation, and always has to have the last word. While at a party he is the creepy kid trying to flirt with the ugly girls hot best friend, when that fails he attempts to slip aqua dots (or another form of date rape drug) into the girl's drink, but is later caught and jumped in a dark alley by the douchebag boyfriend.
Yo check out that fucking dj over there, how did he get in?
dj by the one true BO$$ January 13, 2010