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Detective Mittens

Good work Detective Mittens... you scary fucking cat!
by writergirljds December 7, 2011
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Detective Mills

When a naked man is on top of a woman & tries to tickle her. His penis is between her legs & she laughs so hard that she farts. Causing a vibration on his penis.
Larry was naked & jumped on top of me. He tickled me so bad gave him a Detective Mills! Lol
by #FreeMason September 10, 2019
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dirt detective

Someone who gives you a juicy fruit but it's the last one in the pack.
"Hey, do you want a juicy fruit?"
"Yeah- wait, is that the last one in the pack? You're a dirt detective!"
by J. C. Dickleg May 18, 2019
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Internet detective

Someone who spends their time looking all over the internet to prove someones claim false.
Girl: this is me srry i look so emo. i just got a new haircut lol. i no im hot tho. ahaha

Internet detective: That's funny, cause when you search "Emo girl" in google that's the first image that pops up. That's not you, idiot.

INTERNET DETECTIVE STRIKES AGAIN.
by Lamashan October 17, 2009
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Detective Conan

Anime in which Edogawa Conan, Kudou Shinichi, solves cases and tries to get closer to the Black Organization that shrunk him back to the body of an elementary student. Conan's identity is a secret except to Haibara Ai, Professor Agasa, His parents, and Hattori Heiji. There are currently ten movies out, and the final, eleventh movie comes out in June. This is, by far, the best Anime in the world. Other names are Meitantei Conan and Case Closed
by Arutsuro May 12, 2007
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Detective Conan

A manga/anime where a 16-years old student solves cases like Sherlock Holmes.
His name is Shinichi Kudo(u) and still goes to school.
One day, after a date with Ran Mori he is witness to a deal by black-coated men and some boss of a company.
One black-coated guy named Vodka notices him and knocks Shinichi down.
Vodka gives him a new developed poison which kills without a trace.
But Shinichi doesn't die and somehow he got turned back into a child !!!
To take cover , he hides at Ran Moris place, whose father Kogoro is also a detective.
Ran doesn't know that it's Shinichi,
since he calls himself Conan Edogawa.

Since then, he puts Kogoro into sleep with his tranq-watch and imitates his voice to solve cases.
Conan can solve any mystery!!!
by Bari July 26, 2008
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Defensive Assholing

The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.

The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.
Since my girlfriend picks me apart, I have turned to defensive assholing to make my point.
by assholer1 February 17, 2010
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