Cuntional

Anything that is done in the style of a cunt. An item that is offensive, unhelpful, insulting, obstructive or demeaning. Best used in situations where use of the word cunt may result in harm to oneself, and the subject isn't intelligent enough to understand the implications (see example).

If a manager treats his staff badly he has a 'cuntional' management style, rather than him simply being called a cunt, thus reducing the likelyhood of being sacked.

by Doug Chaney December 16, 2004

cuntcoon

A black women who seems to have a raccoon tail hanging from her vagina.

That woman's cuntcoon is hanging out the bottom of her shorts.

by SuPeRBeeFySTAR April 15, 2010

CuntDown

when the "O" in the New Zealand supermarket chain "countdown" isn't lit up due to an electrical fault.

"Bro did you shop at Cuntdown last night"

by NEWzealandcunt May 13, 2018

cuntcough

When she comes and squirts in your mouth and you choke on her juices.

She squirted in my mouth when I was going down on her; led me to cuntcough when I swallowed her load.

by Lou Kong July 21, 2018

Cunthog

A guy who keeps the slut he's rooting for himself.
He doesn't share the hole with his friends as is the unwritten law for mates.
Sharing, easy/free prostitutes between friends is a must!!

Hows Dingbats form..........he's such a "Cunthog". That married slut he's smashin' should be ridin' on my hole hammer too but he wont share her!!

by Crozo May 25, 2006

cuntgown

Any attire worn by a woman which either nearly or fully exposes the wearer's nether regions. (Usually worn by sluts.)

"Look at that slut in that cuntgown! You can totally see her cooch."

"Honey, that's way to short to wear to the party. That's practically a cuntgown."

by WakaFlockofFlames October 18, 2011

Coconut Cunthole

Someone who acts as a friend, but really is gathering information to:
a) use against you
b)to use out of context
or
c)to twist into something completely false.

She will always be a coconut cunthole.

by Donimatrix December 17, 2008