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cuntdown 

the backward counting in fixed time units until the bitch you are trying to fuck will give up the snatch.
"I just spent 100 dollars on dinner for this whore, let the cuntdown begin!"
cuntdown by Hurtt January 20, 2009
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CuntDown 

when the "O" in the New Zealand supermarket chain "countdown" isn't lit up due to an electrical fault.
"Bro did you shop at Cuntdown last night"
CuntDown by NEWzealandcunt May 13, 2018

cuntdown 

1. A list of girls to sleep with, which you count down until you've slept with all of them

2. Alternative to Bitch Fight or Cat Fight

3. As two words (cunt down), what you yell when a girl at a party passes out
"How's the cuntdown going Jeremy?"
"5 down, 6 to go"

"Look out yo there's bout to be a cuntdown in the parking lot"

"OH SHITTTT CUNT DOWN!"

Cuntdown timer 

Countdown until a vagina is prepared for sexy time
Doris: The Cuntdown timer has begun!
Ralph: I'll go pick up the hardware, home in ten
Cuntdown timer by Guwniarz February 14, 2015

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026