A council that is called among the people that are to to make important decisions on certain matters...when stoned. Where to eat, the question of standing up, and the discussion of further bowls to be packed are all typical topics discussed when a high council is called.
Wyatt - "Fuck dawg! Where we going to go?! We need food!"
Trevor - "I think it's about time we called a high council and table a verdict"
Trevor - "I think it's about time we called a high council and table a verdict"
by thetrevs July 29, 2009
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by Moyz January 16, 2008
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A united group of soccer moms who's lack of intelligience makes them think that it's the TV networks -as well as the countries- repsonsibility to censor what THEIR kids are watching, when their dumb butts should know that it's their own damn fault if they catch their kids watching a TV-MA program on Comedy Central at 11:00p.m.
The Parents Television Council is a bunch of bitchy television nazis who want to make the lives of other miserable while making their own kids miserable.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 24, 2006
Get the Parents Television Council mug.A twat who feels there are smm (So much more) they lifeguard for the goverment, who are left wing extremists. They also watch small children in the kiddies pool.
*Man is watching a childs football match of which he has no relation to any players*
Trevor: "You such a council lifeguard it's unreal"
Man: It's true"
Trevor: "You such a council lifeguard it's unreal"
Man: It's true"
by Beanhead95 November 14, 2011
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Jools : FFS man, dont you know we're in a credit crunch?!!
Jools : FFS man, dont you know we're in a credit crunch?!!
by jools222 June 11, 2008
Get the Credit Crunch mug.The best ice cream ever. Period. End Of Story. Blue Vanilla, Marshmallows, Oreos. I win. Dinosaur crunch wins. Whoever has had it wins. Whoever hasn't had it loses. It's almost like having an orgy in your mouth. With hott girls too. No other guys...just hott girls.
Dinosaur crunch eater: Dude, have you ever tried Dinosaur crunch?
Non-dinosaur crunch eater: No, why?
Dinosaur crunch eater: God your a dbag.
Non-dinosaur crunch eater: No, why?
Dinosaur crunch eater: God your a dbag.
by J Tizzle Televizzle August 26, 2006
Get the Dinosaur crunch mug.Just what it sounds like. A sock that is crunchy. There are typically three causes of a crunchy sock. They are as follows:
1. Crystallization of nut juice from using the sock in a naughty fashion.
2. Old sweat that crystallized because you wore the same pair of socks for two weeks.
3. Running in mud in just your socks like some sort of hooligan.
Crunchy socks are probably currency in Haiti or some shit I don't know.
1. Crystallization of nut juice from using the sock in a naughty fashion.
2. Old sweat that crystallized because you wore the same pair of socks for two weeks.
3. Running in mud in just your socks like some sort of hooligan.
Crunchy socks are probably currency in Haiti or some shit I don't know.
Mom: "Hurry up, you're going to be late!"
You: "Hold on mom. I'm trying to find socks that aren't crunchy!"
Troll: "I'm going to savor your bone marrow, little creature."
You: *holds up a crunchy sock* "Wait. In return for my life."
Troll: *thinks for a second* "I accept your bargain."
You: "Hold on mom. I'm trying to find socks that aren't crunchy!"
Troll: "I'm going to savor your bone marrow, little creature."
You: *holds up a crunchy sock* "Wait. In return for my life."
Troll: *thinks for a second* "I accept your bargain."
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