A twat who feels there are smm (So much more) they lifeguard for the goverment, who are left wing extremists. They also watch small children in the kiddies pool.
*Man is watching a childs football match of which he has no relation to any players*
Trevor: "You such a council lifeguard it's unreal"
Man: It's true"
GYTOOT is short for the phrase 'Get your tongue out of there' it is often used when someone is seen to be bumlicking someone and you wish for them to stop.
Jack: I love you all you say is so true, I want to be your BMA