Moyz's definitions

council juice

Scottish slang for tap water.

"My mouths like a rats arse, geez a drink o' council juice"

by Moyz January 16, 2008

deisel pusher

Scottish slang for a policecar.

NED's spraypainting underpass:"Fuck man, just seen a deisel pusher !!"

by Moyz January 16, 2008

taw

Scottish slang for penis, cock, knob, boabby etc.

Its gonna be raw taw or nae taw at all !!

by Moyz January 16, 2008

clap the pony

*verb* To finger-fuck a female, referring to the hairy mound.

"My dearest Felicity, do you mind if I clap the pony ?"

by Moyz January 16, 2008

Plastic Pape

Scottish slang for a Celtic supporter who claims to be Catholic, but turns out he's just daft !

I Beat the shite out of a plastic pape comin' out Celtic park last night.

by Moyz January 16, 2008