Definitions by Moyz

taw 

Scottish slang for penis, cock, knob, boabby etc.

Its gonna be raw taw or nae taw at all !!

taw by Moyz January 16, 2008

clap the pony 

*verb* To finger-fuck a female, referring to the hairy mound.

"My dearest Felicity, do you mind if I clap the pony ?"

clap the pony by Moyz January 16, 2008

council juice 

Scottish slang for tap water.

"My mouths like a rats arse, geez a drink o' council juice"

council juice by Moyz January 16, 2008

deisel pusher 

Scottish slang for a policecar.

NED's spraypainting underpass:"Fuck man, just seen a deisel pusher !!"

deisel pusher by Moyz January 16, 2008

Plastic Pape 

Scottish slang for a Celtic supporter who claims to be Catholic, but turns out he's just daft !

I Beat the shite out of a plastic pape comin' out Celtic park last night.

Plastic Pape by Moyz January 16, 2008