A contraction of the company "Apple" Inc. and the products that it clobbers together from preexisting off-the-shelf products made by other companies, otherwise known as "Crap".
Question: Why doesn't crapple have any engineers?
Answer: Because a company of high school dropouts (like CEO Steve Jobs) are jealous of intellect. They either scare engineers away if they happen to hire one, or they chew them up and spit them out after stealing their technical knowledge and ideas and claim them as their own.
Q: Does John Geleynse STILL "work" as Director of Crapple's "World -Wide Technologies Evangelism" sit-there-and-gossip department in spite of the fact that he lied about having a college degree and has absolutely no skills?
A: Yes in spite of the fact that he has leaked employees' and customers' personal information taken from crApple's Apple Directory database to his Psychotic Church affiliates both inside and outside of crApple. And in spite of the fact he has outstayed the "Klingons". What else would you expect from a no-trick-pony icon artist that exemplifies Crapple?
Answer: Because a company of high school dropouts (like CEO Steve Jobs) are jealous of intellect. They either scare engineers away if they happen to hire one, or they chew them up and spit them out after stealing their technical knowledge and ideas and claim them as their own.
Q: Does John Geleynse STILL "work" as Director of Crapple's "World -Wide Technologies Evangelism" sit-there-and-gossip department in spite of the fact that he lied about having a college degree and has absolutely no skills?
A: Yes in spite of the fact that he has leaked employees' and customers' personal information taken from crApple's Apple Directory database to his Psychotic Church affiliates both inside and outside of crApple. And in spite of the fact he has outstayed the "Klingons". What else would you expect from a no-trick-pony icon artist that exemplifies Crapple?
by DanTheMan23 February 21, 2011
Get the crApple mug.One who repeatedly craps in strategic locations that will attract attention to the situation of somone crapping somwhere other than in a toilet.
"they called him the mad crapper because his senior prank was crapping in the busy hallways when no one was around"
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Janitor: "DAMN YOU MADD CRAPPER!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!
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Slang used in the nuclear industry to indicate when radioactive contamination is somewhere it should not be.
"that guy was working alone and got really crapped up when he breached that valve"
"that whole room is crapped up, we are going to need some help"
"that whole room is crapped up, we are going to need some help"
by nukeworker March 28, 2005
Get the crapped up mug.The pain caused by the contractions the uterus undergoes during the menstrual period.
Males- while you may get unexplained erections on occasion, it is not comparable to period cramps. Period cramps are an experience (that often feels like death itself) that many women suffer through for several days each month.
Keep this in mind for future endeavors.
Males- while you may get unexplained erections on occasion, it is not comparable to period cramps. Period cramps are an experience (that often feels like death itself) that many women suffer through for several days each month.
Keep this in mind for future endeavors.
While undergoing period cramps, Susan was unable to move from her bed because the pain she felt was debilitating.
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Get the Crappé mug.noun. a foot or leg that falls asleep due to circulation being cut-off from sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time; adjective. a numbing or tingling sensation in the foot or leg that is the result of sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time
15 minutes later, Joe came limping out of the bathroom, complaining of a crapper-napper.
Ralph got a crapper-napper from sitting on the toilet.
Ralph got a crapper-napper from sitting on the toilet.
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