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Crafty wank

The action of masturbating in a public place, without being spotted.
He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.
by DarrenG July 20, 2024
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Dafty Crafty

Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task
I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!
by trylobyte February 1, 2023
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Crafty As Fuck

When someone squeezes out of a sticky situation or comes up with an Oceans 11 type of shit. The type of person who can talk themselves out of any situation.
I really thought Cylian Murphy's character was done for in A Quiet Place 2. He was Crafty As Fuck When he grabbed that water hobo and stabbed him in the leg and dove into the water.
by Sirch Ecallaw June 27, 2021
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