The comfiest avetard couch, which the avetards bought separately when they initially moved in. They had to move it in on their own and therefore had to carry it up the stairs to get it into their apartment (the gif below depicts the process). This was the most used couch since it was the nicest and everyone always wanted to sit on it. The reason why I saw "was" is because while all of the other avetards were gone one day, one avetard who stayed behind, sold the couch to some random indians to make a quick buck so now these niggas are left without the red couch.
When the rest of the avetards came back and saw that red avetard couch was missing, they thought someone broke in and stole it since the avetard door is always unlocked but they quickly realized that the couch was sold and they were all pissed because the one avetard sold it and on top of it, they didn't even get any money.
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"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."
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Get the much in the clutch mug.The process of becoming intoxicated at a party while remaining within the confines of a couch. The couch does one of two things; the first is that it enhances and disguises the level of intoxication until one gets up to go to the bathroom, to break the seal (not recommended), and the true level of drunkenness is exposed.
The second and perhaps the most useful aspect of being couch drunk is the way girls view you. As opposed to being that creeper dude trying to fuck anything that moves (skaggs), you simply display yourself as one who does not care about anything. especially bitches. That act of ignoring is the very thing that draws them in.
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The second and perhaps the most useful aspect of being couch drunk is the way girls view you. As opposed to being that creeper dude trying to fuck anything that moves (skaggs), you simply display yourself as one who does not care about anything. especially bitches. That act of ignoring is the very thing that draws them in.
-MC
-BRONX
"Yo What you doing tonight" "Shit just headed over to the house getting mad couch drunk" "word"
"ay is your girl coming out with you tonight?" "na man just looking to get real couch drunk"
"ay is your girl coming out with you tonight?" "na man just looking to get real couch drunk"
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John and Sally were just about to leave the party to go have a little sex session. They wanted to try an Ian Phelgming followed by a lobeload. Suddenly, Jane jumped in and had a hissy fit. She insisted that Sally stay at the party to talk about their feelings.
John went home alone to jerk off.
That Jane is a real cootchcanceller.
John went home alone to jerk off.
That Jane is a real cootchcanceller.
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