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red avetard couch

The comfiest avetard couch, which the avetards bought separately when they initially moved in. They had to move it in on their own and therefore had to carry it up the stairs to get it into their apartment (the gif below depicts the process). This was the most used couch since it was the nicest and everyone always wanted to sit on it. The reason why I saw "was" is because while all of the other avetards were gone one day, one avetard who stayed behind, sold the couch to some random indians to make a quick buck so now these niggas are left without the red couch.
When the rest of the avetards came back and saw that red avetard couch was missing, they thought someone broke in and stole it since the avetard door is always unlocked but they quickly realized that the couch was sold and they were all pissed because the one avetard sold it and on top of it, they didn't even get any money.
by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020
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fuck yo couch!

Fuck yo couch!!- Comes from Chappelle show--use as an insult, or...just shout it randomly!
by Skittles!! June 5, 2005
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Dick couch

When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.
"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."
by Fleetsailor May 15, 2013
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much in the clutch

When someone is perfect under pressure when it really matters.
Dwayne Wade was much in the clutch when he made the buzzer beater 3 to win the game
by s-dog freeland May 16, 2011
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Couch Drunk

The process of becoming intoxicated at a party while remaining within the confines of a couch. The couch does one of two things; the first is that it enhances and disguises the level of intoxication until one gets up to go to the bathroom, to break the seal (not recommended), and the true level of drunkenness is exposed.

The second and perhaps the most useful aspect of being couch drunk is the way girls view you. As opposed to being that creeper dude trying to fuck anything that moves (skaggs), you simply display yourself as one who does not care about anything. especially bitches. That act of ignoring is the very thing that draws them in.

-MC
-BRONX
"Yo What you doing tonight" "Shit just headed over to the house getting mad couch drunk" "word"

"ay is your girl coming out with you tonight?" "na man just looking to get real couch drunk"
by TCPcouchdrunkcrew August 31, 2011
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cootchcanceller

A cootchcanceller is a girl that is performing a cockblock between one of her female friends and a dude that was about to get lucky with her. Sometimes, sex is imminent. The girl`s into you. You`ve executed the perfect pick-up and all systems are a go. Everything`s looking good, and you`re about to leave with her, when for some reason, (jealousy, perhaps), the girl`s best friend appears out of nowhere and stops her from leaving with you. She somehow convinces her that you`re a creep and that it`s better to go home, have a girl`s night and watch re-runs of Dawson`s Creek instead of leaving with you and getting laid. For the dude that was about to get the action, the girl that jumped in and ruined it all was a real cootchcanceller.
John and Sally were just about to leave the party to go have a little sex session. They wanted to try an Ian Phelgming followed by a lobeload. Suddenly, Jane jumped in and had a hissy fit. She insisted that Sally stay at the party to talk about their feelings.
John went home alone to jerk off.
That Jane is a real cootchcanceller.
by Marc, O.C. & Evan Z. January 3, 2010
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couch

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life
by Dubiks December 31, 2018
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