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Crotch-counting

Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.
Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)
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Caught counting change

A term used sarcastically in football to describe someone not paying attention. Imagine someone counting a handful of change on the football field and someone running them over because they are not paying attention to the game.
"What happened to Joe, the ambulance just took him off the field. He got caught counting change"
by Shiggyfo September 23, 2017
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mass arson in 27 countries

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i commited mass arson in 27 countries
by axelbutwithoutthel September 22, 2020
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Counting coup

To Count coup is considered an act of bravery by North American Native Indians.

The ultimate Counting coup scenario, as told by Chief Plenty Coup: To be in declared war with another tribe and by genius stealth or of an outright brazen act to reach his enemy, a warrior had avoided death by flying arrows from afar, spears chucked while in close, even while in the death zone of the intended coup victim's now attacking and slashing knife. This is when the said warrior now slaps his knife wielding enemy on the face and then manages to flee unharmed. The red faced victim of Counted coup is now the embarrassment of his tribe.

To the Anglo-Saxon world an act of Counting coup would be considered an act of glory seeking stupidity. As an example: It would be like getting in a boxing match with Mike Tyson after having just slapped him up-side the face in the pre-bout introductions. On the other hand, if Mike Tyson wanted to even-up on the Counting coup score card, he would toy with this opponent until the last round, and then bite the ear off the side of the opponent's head five seconds before the end of the fight!
Ladies and Gentleman this is the finest Counting coup strategy and deployment I have ever seen! There is simply no recourse!
by gravy111 November 30, 2010
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An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.
Person 1: Whacha listening to?

Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!

Person 1: ...

Person 2: (They just don't understand.)
by Idon'tKnowOO July 17, 2011
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counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
by Kenny November 29, 2002
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Counting Crows

When you stop paying attention to Twitter and start looking at real birds...
He's not tweeted in days, he's out counting crows.
by Septimusistryingtofindaname January 12, 2013
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