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Correctional Officer 

Correctional officers are responsible for the custody, care and supervision of offenders in a prison or correctional institution.

Correctional Officers are also known as Detention Officers, Correction Officer and Prison Officers in certain jurisdictions.

Correctional Officers are employees of the federal, state, county or city governments. Contrary to popular belief, Correctional Officers are quialified in firearms and carry them when not in direct proximity with prison inmate population. They are Law Enforcement Officers with jurisdiction in a correctional facility.
Q: Who are Correctional Officers ?
A: Correctional Officers are underpaid, unappreciated and underrated Law Enforcement Officers who are often referred to as "Prison Guards" and often mocked by Police Officers as being wannabe-cops.
Correctional Officer by Moe July 13, 2003

Auto Correction Syndrome (Illness) 

Auto Correction Syndrome is when you can't help but correct a person in public or private when they mispronounce a word, name or place etc

Thus causing them embarrassment and annoyance

If you can listen to someone speaking when they mispronounce a word and refrain from correcting them you do not suffer from this Illness.
Them: At the royal wedding didn't Kate wear a nice Ti-era
You: You mean Tiara

Classic Auto Correction Syndrome (illness)

Them: I'm going on holiday to TAN- ER-IFE
You:Is that the same place as TENERIFE

rod of correction 

A penis, the male sexual organ.
Hail thee Rod of Correction,
You have our affection,
To you we show predilection,
Hail thee Rod of Correction
rod of correction by Iblisatan January 23, 2007

Corruptionaire 

1.Corruptionaire is a derogatory umbrella terminology for wealthy individuals such as millionaires and billionaires who amassed their wealth by monopoly, skulduggery, oppression, counter moral or otherwise corrupt business or systemic protocols.

2. People who inherit fortunes without paying their dues to society and abuse their power due to lack of experience, wisdom, respect and regard for others.
3. Individuals who made fortunes through business practices or products known to harm society or individuals.
1. Corruptionaire practices take advantage of flaws in the law which are later addressed but by that time the damage has been done and the wealth has been accumulated affording the potential for further law obfuscation through continual litigation or paying others to be silenced (hush money).
2. The Government has too many corruptionaire's taking money to make laws beneficial for large corporations which hurt the working class and compromise the future of the nation.
Corruptionaire by Sirxium May 29, 2018

Corrupticity 

The scale of one to ten, determining how corruptable one is. (1 is least corruptable and 10 being most)
Oh gosh! He is ten on the Corrupticity scale.

immaculate correction 

When I ask someone to help me with something on my computer and just the act of their coming over seems to fix the problem.
I contacted my IT person because I couldn't access the internet on my computer. When they showed up to fix it, before they even did anything, I was able to access the internet. I call that an 'immaculate correction'.