douche convention

The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.

"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."
"He's probably at a douche convention"

by Pat Owen December 9, 2008

Fuckwit Convention

Any gathering of people that seems to have a strong majotity of dimwits, bogans, douches or randoms.

Let's get out of this bar, man. It's a fuckwit convention.

by Mighty-D April 7, 2011

international convention

International convention or IC is a once a year event where Jewish teens "come to touch boobies and get their dick sucked" -Hoodie Allen.

The dance floor at international convention is a fucking orgy.

by JEWish March 12, 2015

Munchkin convention

A group of short people or a group of mexicans.

Stephanie's family was so short that the invitations to her family reunion read "Munchkin Convention."

by Gollum May 28, 2006

puerto rican concentration camp

When a Puerto Rican man ejaculates such an exorbitant amount of semen into an object, leading to the murder of millions of would-be Puerto Rican children in one place.

This dude Hernan has dumped so many loads in his mattress it's like a Puerto Rican concentration camp.

by pp9k December 17, 2017

Coventrate

Complete annihilation. Has its origins in World War 2 after Coventry was almost completly destroyed by german bombs.

Wikipedia- "The devastation was so great that the word "Koventrieren"– to "Coventrate", or to annihilate or reduce to rubble – entered the German and English languages."

by DonFrye July 15, 2011

clit convention

When the number of females in an environment overwhelmingly exceeds the amount of males present. Used as the "sausage fest" for girls. Often used by teenagers.

"Jane, lets get out of here, its a freakin' clit convention!"

by spence and leyd October 9, 2008