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commode

A politer way to say ''toilet''.
I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.
by David March 6, 2004
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in commode

In a deep imperturbable sleep, as if in a coma.
“He was in commode for hours after running the marathon.”
by kulturevulture February 15, 2020
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knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.
Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.
by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009
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commonure

Câ-mahn-oo-er
1. A person who spreads bullshit about others.

2. Also used to describe someone who is full of shit.
Frank told Stacey, due to the election, he is moving to Canada. But everyone knows Frank is a commonure.
by Whipetgood November 25, 2016
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commode story

A made up story that you tell somebody to deceive or fool them.
You must have a commode story if you want them to believe you.
by magicianfromriga3 July 22, 2010
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Commode Plume

The aerosol of contaminated bowl contents created and released into the surrounding environment by flushing toilet wastewater.
Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!
by YAWA January 25, 2021
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run some diagnostics on the commode

Tikh: Hey where ya headed to so fast?
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!
by Lil' Enyaw December 11, 2016
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