Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

Colada

Colada, seems like a weird word.... BUT WAIT! It actually is a name of a sword and, it’s actually well known. This sword won in the Count Of Barcelona. It has a form kind of like a Cutlass.

He used the Colada to fight the terrorists.

by SanpapiChalo March 31, 2019

Dillon Colada

A drink at a gay bar

"Hey slam me with a Dillon Colada!"

by MynameisStrawberryLegs May 18, 2018

virgin pina colada

A slushie

Steve: Hey Dave, would you like a virgin pina colada?

Dave: Yo Steve , you mean a slushie?

by Jasmineiswrong June 30, 2017

Penis Colada

A Drink that has a penis stuck in it and used as a "Swizzle Stick".

Lemme make you a Penis Colada baby.

by ElloThereNormies May 10, 2018

Penis Colada

to be sippin' on Pina Colada while getting dicked down dallas

Cabe: "I threw some penis colada last night"
Mike: "Zoinks! how cool!"

by LupinTheFreak February 28, 2023

Peeny Colada

The far more fun name for a cocktail made with pineapple juice or pineapple chunks, coconut cream, and rum. Known for its sweet, easy-drinking taste that masks a sizable alcohol content (around 2 oz of rum per drink).

The perfect drink for a day on the beach is a nice Peeny Colada!

by TrulyGrimm March 21, 2023